Smart, Yet Stupid Quotes

[michalthekid]

"You are not a jar of nutella. You cannot make everyone happy"

"Working pays off later, but being lazy pays off now"

"Going to MacDonald's for a salad is like going to a ********** for a hug"

"A jealous woman does better research then the FBI"

Post yours below~

 

[Cheez]

"Money cannot buy you love, but it sure can buy you lovers."

 

[imtotallychris]

Every kiss begins with K?

 

[Cheez]

Every kiss begins with K?

Kay and the KKK start with the same letter.

Kay is running the KayKayKay? I BELIVE SO.

 

[Fourzies]

"Never search your parents on google"-Chris

 

[imtotallychris]

Too soon, 4IrHe4dxX.

 

[Fourzies]

Sozx Chris <4

 

[sgtnickjames]

"Abraham Lincoln once said,
'If you are a racist, i will attack you with the north' "
-Michael Gary Scott

 

[Masterfireheart]

"Whoop there it is"
-WHO THE FU** SAID THAT?!?

Source for you non redditors

 

[Zainos]

A jealous woman does better research then the FBI

sooo true

 

[imtotallychris]

^^
and me.