•why did the chicken cross the road?
idk why
to get revenge
knock knock
whos there?
THE CHICKEN
•What did the farmer say when he lost his jacket?
Farmer: I lost my jacket.
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What is the word/phrase described?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a little one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
Will Smith's is pretty common and mediocre.
Bush and Obama were both one.
What's the answer?
A last name.
Shame on you for thinking anything different!
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 7.
1 to screw it in, one for supporting the ladder, and 5 more to reflect on the experience.
•what coat is always wet when you put it on?
a coat of paint :>
•What ended in 1896?
1895
•Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms
•Where did Sally go after the firework accident?
Everywhere
*Continued*
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
•What is white, black, and red all over?
No not a newspaper!
A penguin who has had his eyes gouged out.
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Guy 1: I really hate it when your eyelashes fall in your eye! They're supposed to DEFEND it! Traitors!
Guy 2: EYE see you have a problem with your lashes.
Guy 1: Shut up.
Guy 3: *Intervenes* Hey! No need to LASH out!
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Then:
Arbitrator (N): an independent person or body officially appointed to settle a dispute.
Now:
Arbitrator (N): Someone who betrayed Arby's to go work for McDonald's.
•How many mayonnaise jars does it take to eat a hot dog?
None, but one mayonaizze can.
•Guy: Why did Adele cross the rode?
Girl: I don't even know.
Guy: To get to the other side dumbo!
Girl: What a idoit...
•What do you call it when somebody spends 20 years living in the 24th row of a theatre?
Living in X aisle!
•What do you call a black guy on the moon?
An astronaught
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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
The pilot you stereotypical supposer.
•If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, then who the **** cares?
