S_Q_U_A_R_E
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Hello guys, and welcome to this thread. You may be asking yourself, "How the fudge nuggets does Square do that? Must be haxxxxxxxxxxx."; and that statement, my friends, is false. If you want to PvP like the Square Master, you must follow all of the following steps listed below. You will not tell these steps to any of your friends, and you will only conceal these secrets to yourself, young grasshopper.
1) Make sure you're hyped before PvPing.
You must eat/drink as much sugar as possible. This is important when you are PvPing, it makes you go faster.
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2) Types of Music to listen to while PvPing.
You might be listening to Classical Jazz, or Country, No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's not like that, not at all. You must use music that makes you look like you're the boss. You want to be the HERO. (This is a good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lLclBfKj48)
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3) Go to the bathroom before you PvP.
If you just happen to have a 1v1 with your best friend, you don't want to not miss it. Go to the bathroom before ALL PvPing sessions. It is very important that you do so, otherwise you will not feel the comfort during the PvP fight.
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4) You must become a sharp edged Square.
You must imagine that you are the sharpest pointed Square ON THIS EARTH. Once you have done so, you are ready to begin. You will suddenly feel like a Sharp Square, and you will own.
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5) Use a towel in PvP at ALL Times.
Your hands will begin to constantly sweat. You must use a towel in your lap; rather than going to the lousy bathroom.
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6) You must, uh.....
Hmm.. how do I put this? It's the most important step in this...
And that my friends, if how you PvP the Square Style. I hope you guys enjoyed this, and I would love to see you guys try it sometime. It's super effective to me. I get called a hacker ALL the time. Works like a charm.
1) Make sure you're hyped before PvPing.
You must eat/drink as much sugar as possible. This is important when you are PvPing, it makes you go faster.
--
2) Types of Music to listen to while PvPing.
You might be listening to Classical Jazz, or Country, No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's not like that, not at all. You must use music that makes you look like you're the boss. You want to be the HERO. (This is a good one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lLclBfKj48)
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3) Go to the bathroom before you PvP.
If you just happen to have a 1v1 with your best friend, you don't want to not miss it. Go to the bathroom before ALL PvPing sessions. It is very important that you do so, otherwise you will not feel the comfort during the PvP fight.
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4) You must become a sharp edged Square.
You must imagine that you are the sharpest pointed Square ON THIS EARTH. Once you have done so, you are ready to begin. You will suddenly feel like a Sharp Square, and you will own.
--
5) Use a towel in PvP at ALL Times.
Your hands will begin to constantly sweat. You must use a towel in your lap; rather than going to the lousy bathroom.
--
6) You must, uh.....
Hmm.. how do I put this? It's the most important step in this...
And that my friends, if how you PvP the Square Style. I hope you guys enjoyed this, and I would love to see you guys try it sometime. It's super effective to me. I get called a hacker ALL the time. Works like a charm.
