captainloopy
Active Member
1. If they are insulting you, say snarky things like "Is that so" or something like that
2. Make them mad without insulting them, like say their name is timothy say "that's right timmy toes"
3. Say a random fact, this is a good one
You: "Hey, do you know what bovine spongiform encephalopathy is?
Kid: "Wut"
You: "Its the scientific name for mad cow disease"
Kid: "Wut"
You: "Yeah, its a prion that basically destroys your brain"
Kid: "Wut"
You: "A prion is a bad protein"
Kid: "Wut"
You: "See you later! I'm going to go make you look like an idiot even more than you already are"
Kid: "RAWWWRRRR! *Trips over your foot that you stuck out*"
You: "Haha dumbo"
You: *Running/ Speed walking away*
And if they are EXTREMELY stupid, just confuse them by saying big, made-up words
2. Make them mad without insulting them, like say their name is timothy say "that's right timmy toes"
3. Say a random fact, this is a good one
You: "Hey, do you know what bovine spongiform encephalopathy is?
Kid: "Wut"
You: "Its the scientific name for mad cow disease"
Kid: "Wut"
You: "Yeah, its a prion that basically destroys your brain"
Kid: "Wut"
You: "A prion is a bad protein"
Kid: "Wut"
You: "See you later! I'm going to go make you look like an idiot even more than you already are"
Kid: "RAWWWRRRR! *Trips over your foot that you stuck out*"
You: "Haha dumbo"
You: *Running/ Speed walking away*
And if they are EXTREMELY stupid, just confuse them by saying big, made-up words