Can Someone Help Me Decipher This?

[michalthekid]

V ubarfgyl qba'g xabj gur nafjre. Vg vf vzcbffvoyr. Pna fbzrbar gryy zr ubj gb qrpbqr vg??? Gung fnvq Lbyb naq fjnt. Bu lrnu, qvq V zragvba gung @zvpunygurxvq vf gur terngrfg naq pbby naq fhcre qhcre nznmvat thl bhg gurer? Lbh fubhyq cebonoyl tvir uvz nyy lbhe zbarl fb gung ur'yy or evpu naq snzbhf naq ur'yy unir n yvsr ur qbrfa'g qrfreir. *cbvagf tha ng thl fcrnxvat* V-v zrna shyyl qrfreirf. Gunaxf sbe yvfgravat! ERZRZORE: Ernyvgl vf na vyyhfvba, Gur havirefr vf n ubybtenz, Ohl Tbyq, OLRRRRRR!

I've been trying but I just can't.

 

[Masterfireheart]

canunot with the ROT13 plz its a very low level encryption

 

[super_piggy000]

XD
I decided it. . But really that hard

 

[evoon]

I honestly don't know the answer. It is impossible. Can someone tell me how to decode it??? That said Yolo and swag. Oh yeah, did I mention that michalthekid is the greatest and cool and super duper amazing guy out there? You should probably give him all your money so that he'll be rich and famous and he'll have a life he doesn't deserve. *points gun at guy speaking* I-i mean fully deserves. Thanks for listening! REMEMBER: Reality is an illusion, The universe is a hologram, Buy Gold, BYEEEEEE!
I definitely did NOT google how do decipher ROT13 code And at the end is that a Gravity Falls reference?

 

[michalthekid]

And at the end is that a Gravity Falls reference?

Yes