Check your privilege. Some of us weren't fortunate enough to be born into a drug cartel or whatever, and, as such, don't get to experience suffering first-hand in our day-to-day lives.
Interesting. All malice should have been directed towards you, leaving all third parties unharmed, so either something isn't working as intended, or someone else uses methods similar to my own.
Not yet. Here comes the best part: You need to keep using the toothpaste, despite not having any use for it, or else withdrawal symptoms will kick in. And believe me, you don't want those. Especially this particular set.