I wouldn't kill myself at all :P
What would you rather do... Marry a leprechaun or spend the rest of your days guiding people across a rainbow to a pot of gold but not be able to take any of it?
Really? Cool. I used to live in Eggshore (You mentioned it) Then I moved cause my life was a bit scrambled there and I needed to get a handle on things. (Bad pun.. BOOM!)