Yeah, what an achievement. My mother would be proud if she knew who you were. I showed her and she said I was at a new level of stupidity. I take that as a compliment though :)
If you were lagging, you would've still gotten knockback, or at least moved an inch. Either way, I wasn't the one who reported you so it isn't my fault.
Yeah, I use Mario. I'm pretty sweet. I actually killed someone with my mushroom once, it was pretty cool. They said "afk" and I went up and punched them. I'm quite savage.