Wish granted but you can only use it for 5 minutesWish granted but every time you do: you defecate in your pants.
I wish I can ride my bed where ever I want.
Wish granted, however receiving communication from the TWURTLES! is really poorWish granted but u dropped it into a pile of mud.
I wish to be able to talk to TWURTLES.
Wish granted, but your allergic to peanuts.Wish granted but it requires a C battery and since nothing uses C batteries you have to go buy some, but since nothing uses them and nobody uses them they don't carry them, so you don't get to use the time machine.
I wish for the ability to shoot powerful jets of peanut butter "out" of my palms, like a powerhose for peanut butter. "Out" because it actually comes from a pocket dimension with an endless amount of peanut butter, and when I activate this power, comes out of my palm as I described.
I have C batteries in my house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Wish granted but it requires a C battery and since nothing uses C batteries you have to go buy some, but since nothing uses them and nobody uses them they don't carry them, so you don't get to use the time machine.
Wish granted, but then he/she talks about KNAWLEDGEWish granted but no one listens to you
I wish Lowvex would stop talking about turtles
Wish granted, but EVERYTHING appears!!!Wish granted, but they all become filled with KNAWLEDGE and the pros get dumbed down and now everyone is an idiot.
I wish for nothing.
Wish granted, but EVERYTHING appears!!!
I wish I was... THE STIG
Wish granted, but u turn into a gorilla
i wish for satan to grant this wish
Wish granted but you choke on the first piece.Wish granted but you die.
I wish for a bucket of saltwater taffy.
Wish granted but it evaporates directly after.Wish granted, but happy isn't HHG so you're still banned here.
I wish for the power to bend water.
Wish granted but it evaporates directly after.
I wish to make people stop getting triggered.