Ruin-A-Wish

[XV_Scorpion_VX]

Wish granted, but you never said you wouldn't get tired so you would get tired until your body shuts down.

I wish to always be on holiday

Wish granted, but you'll still have an XXXTENTACION skin... Ok no that was crap, I'll try again. Wish granted, but you'll then never learn anything, not get any grades in school cause you're never there and not be able to get a job or a life and you'll die.

I wish to cut the head off a certain individual who angers me a lot for reasons I won't say.

 

[AppleGlacier]

Wish granted,

But from that day on when you touch something feels like your flesh is peeling off.

I wish to have a super computer.

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, but the only thing you can play on the computer is slither.io

I wish to be able to talk to animals

 

[AlaskanSkies]

Wish granted, but the only thing you can play on the computer is slither.io

I wish to be able to talk to animals

Wish granted, but they can't talk back to you

I wish to be able to fly

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but you got hit by an aeroplane

I wish I could get struck by lightning without dying

 

[AppleGlacier]

Wish granted, but you got hit by an aeroplane

I wish I could get struck by lightning without dying

Wish granted, but you will burn every time for 24 hours straight with no pain relief.

I wish I could see all of the universe

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, but you saw the sun up close and you got blinded

I wish I could hold my breath for 1 hour with no pain

 

[Livviosa]

Wish granted, but you're underwater and cannot see

I wish I could be invisible for a day

 

[AppleGlacier]

Wish granted, but you're underwater and cannot see

I wish I could be invisible for a day

Wish granted,

But your clothes aren't invisible too.

I wish I could jump from any height and not get injured.

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, you don't get injured but you feel the pain 10x more

I wish I was a pro at real life parkour

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted, you don't get injured but you feel the pain 10x more

I wish I was a pro at real life parkour

You can be a parkour pro irl. But you gotta always wear this weird old fashioned clothing with a hood when you do it.

I wish for a first car.

 

[crybabyduke]

You can be a parkour pro irl. But you gotta always wear this weird old fashioned clothing with a hood when you do it.

I wish for a first car.

Wish granted, but your car breaks down and can never be fixed.


I wish i could freeze the time for 1 day

 

[ChildMusher69]

Wish granted, but your car breaks down and can never be fixed.


I wish i could freeze the time for 1 day

Wish granted, but the only thing that freezes is your alarm clock.
I wish that this statement is false.

 

[AppleGlacier]

Wish granted, but the only thing that freezes is your alarm clock.
I wish that this statement is false.

Wish granted,

but paradoxes don't exist.

I wish I didn't have to breath.

 

[ChildMusher69]

Wish granted,

but paradoxes don't exist.

I wish I didn't have to breath.

Wish granted. But you aren't using correct grammar so the wish gets canceled.
I wish that my mom was a fiscally responsible mime.

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted. But you aren't using correct grammar so the wish gets canceled.
I wish that my mom was a fiscally responsible mime.

Wish granted but now you have to act like you're always stuck in a box.

I wish I was out of school.

 

[SAFollis]

Wish granted, however you never get a degree so you never get hired and become homeless.

I wish to be able to download information to my head.

 

[EPICMATT88]

You can but only download useless things you'll never need to really know.

I wish to run a successful business.

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but, someone ends up taking your company and you go bankrupt.

I wish I had a portable phone charger

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted just you can only use it at home.

I wish for great social skills.

 

[SAFollis]

You can but only download useless things you'll never need to really know.

Well I already memorize things I don't really need to know anyway ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Wish granted, but you never meet anyone and are stuck in a house for the rest of your life with no access to communication.

I wish to never have to eat again

 

[Fantasiia]

Wish granted but now you will always feel an emptiness in your stomach.

I wish I didn't have to take a bus to school.

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but your mum has to take you and you get stuck in traffic for hours (which means you'll be late and get in trouble)

I wish for a sandwich CAUSE IM HUNGRY

 

[julhet]

Wish granted but you choke on that sandwich and die.
I wish i would die.

 

[XV_Scorpion_VX]

Wish granted but you choke on that sandwich and die.
I wish i would die.

Wish granted, but I resurrect you and keep you as my slave for eternity.

I wish I could fly to and live in the US.