Ruin-A-Wish

[youngfloppa]

Hello HHG! As most of us know, the predication game has been very popular. I have came up with a game called Ruin-A-Wish (I did not invent this).
Ruin-A-Wish is a very amusing game where you turn someone's wish into something negative, and then make a wish yourself. E.G.
[player1] I wish to fly
[player 2] wish granted, but the anticheat detects you, then you get banned.
[player 2] I wish to get 100% all my exams.
[player 3] wish granted, but the teacher thinks you are cheating and gives you F on every exam.
[player 3] I wish to be a unicorn
And so on...
This is what I want u guys to do, just don't say anything offensive or rude.
I will start off:

I wish to be a billionaire

 

[OldDrunkTurtle]

Wish granted, but you got robbed

 

[OldDrunkTurtle]

I wish to never have to work

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but you will wither slowly and painfully

I wish to drink alcohol without getting drunk

 

[_Smokescreen_]

Wish granted, however you puked the next day from drinking too much

I wish to not get the side effects of no sleep

 

[Trenly]

Wish granted, however you puked the next day from drinking too much

I wish to not get the side effects of no sleep

Wish granted, but you will always feel insatiable hunger.

I wish for all my wishes to have no effect other than their intended meaning.

 

[pofoproud]

Wish granted, but you can't make anymore wishes

I wish for a giant fish tank

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but you can't have any fish

I wish I could get driver's license

 

[EPICMATT88]

You will, but you will only have a horse and buggy to drive.

I wish to have my dream job.

 

[Paige]

wish granted but you get fired a hour later
I wish to die

 

[JackSkelliington]

wish granted but now you're reincarnated as an immortal with the memory of the last life

I wish I died an incredibly painful death

 

[bellabribri1]

wish granted but you got knocked out before the pain began so you didnt feel anything

I wish for world peace

 

[SAFollis]

Wish granted, but there's instead humans spread across the solar system and nearby stellar systems and there are wars across them. (So, world peace, but wars on larger levels than a planet)

I wish for this thread not to be as large as prediction game

 

[Chickenrage249]

Wish granted, but a new thread will be created that will be bigger than prediction game

I wish not to be bored on Mondays

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted but weekends are now the most boring days of the week.

I wish for art skills.

 

[XV_Scorpion_VX]

Wish granted but weekends are now the most boring days of the week.

I wish for art skills.

Wish granted, but you will never make a painting worth buying.

I wish to slay who have lied to me, played me, stole from me and hurt me or anyone I care for. (If anyone tries to deny my dream I'll butcher em, just saying)

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, but someone ruined your wish and you attempted to butcher them, but they ended up butchering you because you had no butchering tools.

I wish to be god at pvp.

 

[me32305]

Wish granted, this wish is so bad that I won't even chnge it, but you'll live the rest of your days knowing you wasted your wish on something so stupid. You will eventually move on from minecraft and the community will die out. You will regret this decision forever. I didn't even have to do anything.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

 

[SAFollis]

Wish granted, but you are mute, deaf, and blind.

I wish... for a gtx 1280 ti (which will be out in like 2-4 years)

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted; however the rest of you computer will break when you get it.

I wish for early access to the next elder scrolls game.

 

[me32305]

Wish granted, but once again I don't have to change anything. You wasted your wish. Elder scrolls will become old and you'll be upset that you wasted your wish.

I wish for the extermination of ISIS.

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, but you die in the process.

I wish to do a double backflip on the ground

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wish granted but now this is your only mean of transport... double backfliping wherever you go.

I wish for us to discover the universe.

 

[SAFollis]

Wish granted, but we've already discovered the universe, we're in it. Everything's the same.

I wish to never have to sleep ever again.

 

[youngfloppa]

Wish granted, but you never said you wouldn't get tired so you would get tired until your body shuts down.

I wish to always be on holiday