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Roast Yourself Challenge (Diss Track)

ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
ItsSheep said:
Ok. Here it goes.

ShmexySheep? Try UglySheep.
Worth nothin' more than Roast Beef.
ShmexySheep? More like ugly,
Forget ugly, try fugly.

1. Set oven to 300° Celcius.

What's wrong, bud? Too scared for this?
Your first helper application was a hit and miss.

You just got helper, like, yesterday,
and look at all the false bans you've already gave.
You live in a cave.
Can't afford to buy a house on a street can't buy food to eat.
So you ate your sister, wait, Mister, pretty sure that's a jailable offence,
Wait! Here's my defense! She was taste-y.

You goin' to jail, you're gonna get rammed.
(As in like, Male sheep, dirty mind, caught red hand-ed.)

You play Happy for like, 12 hours a day!
You got no life, got anything to say?

"Wel-"- No. You don't get words.
Go play SG with your little helper Nerds.

I'm talkin' about Muffin, Dark and Insane.
You still won't win cause ye got no brain!

You only got accepted cause you're friends with Smoke,
"Actuall-" Don't answer me back, you tryna provoke.. me?

Listen boy, lemme tell you the truth,
You're an ugly farm animal with like, half a tooth.
You can't build for your life, you got denied like twice,
Now you have to settle with helper with no life.

You'll never get mod, it was a fluke you got staff,
Your hack detection skills are a gosh darn laugh.

You'll warn any player for the slightest of things,
But you'll spam the chat whilst you sing:

Jacob Sartorious - Sweatshirt - Like what the heck dude?!
Now you've really put me in a mood.

This time two days ago you were a sad little tribute.
Roleplaying on creative, with nothing to contribute-
To the community, but now look at you.
Chattin' with Pandano and your little staff crew.
Why do you even play? You've got nothing to offer,
Why do you bother? You're off your rocker.
Hold on, guess what I'm having for dinner.

Homemade Lamb Stew.
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I'm ded.
 
Tuut

Tuut

Trusted Member
Tut the Butt, oh you are a dissappointment. You told jam you would be more active, but your time on the server hasn't been massiiiive. Oh yeah, you tried to start a youtube channel? Well damn, it died just like a birthday candle.


Pt 2 commmming suun just liek my mixtape
 
Cookie

Cookie

Trusted Member
iTut said:
Tut the Butt, oh you are a dissappointment. You told jam you would be more active, but your time on the server hasn't been massiiiive. Oh yeah, you tried to start a youtube channel? Well damn, it died just like a birthday candle.


Pt 2 commmming suun just liek my mixtape
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fireeeeeeee
 
Trenly

Trenly

Admin
Admin
Here I go (This ones for you Cookie ):
Trenly the jerk, trenly the prick
His personality makes him look like a d ick
He responded to my thread now its gonna be dead
Gonna argue with him, but he knows just how to get in my head

The staff seem to love him, he wants to be one
Wants to hit people with bans like a bullet from a gun
But hes way to tryhard to get what he wishes,
so its the as s of Zainos he kisses

He thinks all of his builds are a big hit
but everyone knows he cant build for sh it
Terraforming on factions, doing a lot of work
but on forums, he comes again acting like a jerk

Trenly roasts himself like a pig in an oven
just because hes hated by Mother_Muffins
But he aint bothered like SamThePugMC
In fact, he cant be spoiled by jealousy.

Hes made lots of friends like _Smokescreen_ and _Bach_
But he knows others want to stab him in his back
People love him or hate him, some couldnt care more
but everyone thinks hes an attention wh ore
This may be a lie, it may be a rumor
But people make it grow like a cancerous tumor

His lame attempt at a rap ends in sorrowful flame
so on the server he goes, and joins an sg game
"Allahu Akbar" he screams with an evil grin
before he tnt's spawn just so he can win.
But he dies in the blast and is turned in to dust
and he realizes his rapping skills are as useless as rust
 
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jcdentonswh0re69

jcdentonswh0re69

Well-Known Member
Trenly said:
Here I go (This ones for you Cookie ):
Trenly the jerk, trenly the prick
His personality makes him look like a d ick
He responded to my thread now its gonna be dead
Gonna argue with him, but he knows just how to get in my head

The staff seem to love him, he wants to be one
Wants to hit people with bans like a bullet from a gun
But hes way to tryhard to get what he wishes,
so its the as s of Zainos he kisses

He thinks all of his builds are a big hit
but everyone knows he cant build for sh it
Terraforming on factions, doing a lot of work
but on forums, he comes again acting like a jerk

Trenly roasts himself like a pig in an oven
just because hes hated by Mother_Muffins
But he aint bothered like SamThePugMC (lol, all you builders know)
In fact, he cant be spoiled by jealousy.

Hes made lots of friends like _Smokescreen_ and _Bach_
But he knows others want to stab him in his back
People love him or hate him, some couldnt care more
but everyone thinks hes an attention wh ore
This may be a lie, it may be a rumor
But people make it grow like a cancerous tumor

His lame attempt at a rap ends in sorrowful flame
so on the server he goes, and joins an sg game
"Allahu Akbar" he screams with an evil grin
before he tnt's spawn just so he can win.
But he dies in the blast and is turned in to dust
and he realizes his rapping skills are as useless as rust
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Rapping skills on point geez
 
touh

touh

Trusted Member
Trenly said:
Here I go (This ones for you Cookie ):
Trenly the jerk, trenly the prick
His personality makes him look like a d ick
He responded to my thread now its gonna be dead
Gonna argue with him, but he knows just how to get in my head

The staff seem to love him, he wants to be one
Wants to hit people with bans like a bullet from a gun
But hes way to tryhard to get what he wishes,
so its the as s of Zainos he kisses

He thinks all of his builds are a big hit
but everyone knows he cant build for sh it
Terraforming on factions, doing a lot of work
but on forums, he comes again acting like a jerk

Trenly roasts himself like a pig in an oven
just because hes hated by Mother_Muffins
But he aint bothered like SamThePugMC (lol, all you builders know)
In fact, he cant be spoiled by jealousy.

Hes made lots of friends like _Smokescreen_ and _Bach_
But he knows others want to stab him in his back
People love him or hate him, some couldnt care more
but everyone thinks hes an attention wh ore
This may be a lie, it may be a rumor
But people make it grow like a cancerous tumor

His lame attempt at a rap ends in sorrowful flame
so on the server he goes, and joins an sg game
"Allahu Akbar" he screams with an evil grin
before he tnt's spawn just so he can win.
But he dies in the blast and is turned in to dust
and he realizes his rapping skills are as useless as rust
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2fire4me
 
Unitus

Unitus

Retired Staff
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are so bad at kit pvp
You can't even drink the stew
 
Cookie

Cookie

Trusted Member
Trenly said:
Here I go (This ones for you Cookie ):
Trenly the jerk, trenly the prick
His personality makes him look like a d ick
He responded to my thread now its gonna be dead
Gonna argue with him, but he knows just how to get in my head

The staff seem to love him, he wants to be one
Wants to hit people with bans like a bullet from a gun
But hes way to tryhard to get what he wishes,
so its the as s of Zainos he kisses

He thinks all of his builds are a big hit
but everyone knows he cant build for sh it
Terraforming on factions, doing a lot of work
but on forums, he comes again acting like a jerk

Trenly roasts himself like a pig in an oven
just because hes hated by Mother_Muffins
But he aint bothered like SamThePugMC (lol, all you builders know)
In fact, he cant be spoiled by jealousy.

Hes made lots of friends like _Smokescreen_ and _Bach_
But he knows others want to stab him in his back
People love him or hate him, some couldnt care more
but everyone thinks hes an attention wh ore
This may be a lie, it may be a rumor
But people make it grow like a cancerous tumor

His lame attempt at a rap ends in sorrowful flame
so on the server he goes, and joins an sg game
"Allahu Akbar" he screams with an evil grin
before he tnt's spawn just so he can win.
But he dies in the blast and is turned in to dust
and he realizes his rapping skills are as useless as rust
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brb gotta get a new phone because my phone is on fire
 
michalthekid

michalthekid

Trusted Member
michal likes memes
but memes don't like him
he tries to be funny
but he's really boring

wants to be staff
but is active twice a week
trying to be modern
saying he's on fleek

thinks he's an artist,
thinks he can draw,
thinks he can compose but
he can't at all
 
touh

touh

Trusted Member
michalthekid said:
michal likes memes
but memes don't like him
he tries to be funny
but he's really boring

wants to be staff
but is active twice a week
trying to be modern
saying he's on fleek

thinks he's an artist,
thinks he can draw,
thinks he can compose but
he can't at all
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dab
 
infernoblaze333

infernoblaze333

Active Member
Triez to be staff
cant even spell
incorrect grammar
he also smells

Doesn't have many friends
Tries to fit in
Makes a pfp
with that new snapchat thing

Doesn't do it right
can't do anything right
bad a poetry
potato :3

*bows*
 
infernoblaze333

infernoblaze333

Active Member
Trenly said:
Here I go (This ones for you Cookie ):
Trenly the jerk, trenly the prick
His personality makes him look like a d ick
He responded to my thread now its gonna be dead
Gonna argue with him, but he knows just how to get in my head

The staff seem to love him, he wants to be one
Wants to hit people with bans like a bullet from a gun
But hes way to tryhard to get what he wishes,
so its the as s of Zainos he kisses

He thinks all of his builds are a big hit
but everyone knows he cant build for sh it
Terraforming on factions, doing a lot of work
but on forums, he comes again acting like a jerk

Trenly roasts himself like a pig in an oven
just because hes hated by Mother_Muffins
But he aint bothered like SamThePugMC (lol, all you builders know)
In fact, he cant be spoiled by jealousy.

Hes made lots of friends like _Smokescreen_ and _Bach_
But he knows others want to stab him in his back
People love him or hate him, some couldnt care more
but everyone thinks hes an attention wh ore
This may be a lie, it may be a rumor
But people make it grow like a cancerous tumor

His lame attempt at a rap ends in sorrowful flame
so on the server he goes, and joins an sg game
"Allahu Akbar" he screams with an evil grin
before he tnt's spawn just so he can win.
But he dies in the blast and is turned in to dust
and he realizes his rapping skills are as useless as rust
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oh god my computer is overheating
 
crybabyduke

crybabyduke

Trusted Member
my name is duke and I had some dough
threw it at a lady named flo
she went to go to pick up the phone

duke and dora ran back home
but flo didn't have a phone
she went to her moms home

picked up the phone
flo called the the police and duke and dora
had to get a friend fast named kora
to late now cuz they got wasteeeeeed


(omg that is horrible)
 
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