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Roast Yourself Challenge (Diss Track)

iiJam

iiJam

Retired HHG Build Team Leader
So your name is iiJam, and this is Happy Hunger Games!
Every single game you loose, all you do is rage!
But hang on just a minute. Pause! What did you just say?
iiJam actually playing!? Pff! That is just insane.

All you do is build all day, coz you've got no life!
Misplaced one block in the parkour lobby! Why'd you even try?
You used to have a girl skin!? Bruh! are you feelin' alright?
Nobody should trust you coz your life is just a lie

Only reason your head builder's coz you bribed Zainos!
But it's an offer he can't resist! Yeah it's a massage on his toes!
Ya never play survival! Gotta learn the rules bro!
Coz your trying to break bedrock with your half broken wooden hoe

Taken 8 months to build factions! What do you even do?
Are ya' carefully placing each block, then going sticken' it with glue!
There are people in your friends list, but you think they really like you?
Nah! They're just getting paid in commands like //Up, and //Set, and //Thru!

It takes you about a week to reply on forums! That. Is. No. Lie!
Building PV 1v1 arenas too small! Are you alright!?
"So I am sorry to say, but your map has been declined!'"
IiJam's a bully! Brb! I'm gonna cry!

I'd like to see Trenly, Zainos & _Smokescreen_ try this challenge! Roast yourself in any way, shape, or form, and post it on forums! (Anyon else is open to post their own if they wish)
Good luck
 
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touh

touh

Trusted Member
iiJam said:
Please note that this is a fast passed rap.

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So your name is iiJam, and this is Happy Hunger Games!
Every single game you loose, all you do is rage!
But hang on just a minute. Pause! What did you just say?
iiJam actually playing!? Pff! That is just insane.

All you do is build all day, coz you've got no life!
Misplaced one block in the parkour lobby! Why'd you even try?
You used to have a girl skin!? Bruh! are you feelin' alright?
Nobody should trust you coz your life is just a lie

Only reason your head builder's coz you bribed Zainos!
But it's an offer he can't resist! Yeah it's a massage on his toes!
Ya never play survival! Gotta learn the rules bro!
Coz your trying to break bedrock with your half broken wooden hoe

Taken 8 months to build factions! What do you even do?
Are ya' carefully placing each block, then going sticken' it with glue!
There are people in your friends list, but you think they really like you?
Nah! They're just getting paid in commands like //Up, and //Set, and //Thru!

It takes you about a week to reply on forums! That. Is. No. Lie!
Building PV 1v1 arenas too small! Are you alright!?
"So I am sorry to say, but your map has been declined!'"
IiJam's a bully! Brb! I'm gonna cry!

I'd like to see Trenly, Zainos & _Smokescreen_ try this challenge! Roast yourself in any way, shape, or form, and post it on forums!
Good luck
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tbh this was straight fire
 
touh

touh

Trusted Member
Yo my name is Matthew, I've never had a Cashew, some people might have, but I'm not even mad at you. My rhymes are like Magic, mysterious and tragic. I know this rhyme is short, I look like a wart, but in the meantime, hanging out with a nerd named Mort.
*Drops the mic, and picks it back up*
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
DespkiTheSnitch said:
Yo my name is Matthew, I've never had a Cashew, some people might have, but I'm not even mad at you. My rhymes are like Magic, mysterious and tragic. I know this rhyme is short, I look like a wart, but in the meantime, hanging out with a nerd named Mort.
*Drops the mic, and picks it back up*
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Bruh you could've broken the mic! Be careful! xD
 
_Smokescreen_

_Smokescreen_

Retired Staff
I'll attempt at doing a rap.

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I come onto the server and do /staff
And all I see is Smokescreen in the hub
What are you doing being "AFK"!?
I am stuck in a block and I can't be here all day!

I now see Smokescreen in parkour
I think I'll ask for help I've been here for 'n hour
What are you doing how are you being "busy"?!
Why do you just have to be so bossy!

Smokescreen "COME HERE QUICK THERE IS A HACKER!!!"
You told me you would be right here
Now the hacker has gone and logged off
Why do you have to be such a knockoff!


This is what I have gotten so far, what do you guys think? xD
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
iiJam said:
Oi! Leave him alone! Just let me lay back on my throne.
I sense a rap battle coming. Are you scared? Will you be be running?
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If you are gonna talk like that then yeah, I'll be running. My lyrics are stunning. So bright you don't need your glowstone for light. (Your favorite block ofc)
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
_Smokescreen_ said:
I'll attempt at doing a rap.

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I come onto the server and do /staff
And all I see is Smokescreen in the hub
What are you doing being "AFK"!?
I am stuck in a block and I can't be here all day!

I now see Smokescreen in parkour
I think I'll ask for help I've been here for 'n hour
What are you doing how are you being "busy"?!
Why do you just have to be so bossy!

Smokescreen "COME HERE QUICK THERE IS A HACKER!!!"
You told me you would be right here
Now the hacker has gone and logged off
Why do you have to be such a knockoff!


This is what I have gotten so far, what do you guys think? xD
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Mmm* lovely
 
iiJam

iiJam

Retired HHG Build Team Leader
T3A said:
If you are gonna talk like that then yeah, I'll be running. My lyrics are stunning. So bright you don't need your glowstone for light. (Your favorite block ofc)
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When I listened to your verse, it struck me down just like a course! Maybe go find some better rhymes! Don't make me have to cross the line!
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
iiJam said:
When I listened to your verse, it struck me down just like a course! Maybe go find some better rhymes! Don't make me have to cross the line!
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If you're on edge, just make a hedge.
That's all you do in the bt world anyways, right?
If not, I guess this was all in spite.
But maybe not, because of all the things I've said,
That's got to sting the most,
All that time wasted,
To not even be able to boast.
The farthest you've ever gotten to a bt release,
Is that fake screenshot of that crappy house,
You put up for lease.
OH MY GOSH, YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN?
 
iiJam

iiJam

Retired HHG Build Team Leader
T3A said:
If you're on edge, just make a hedge.
That's all you do in the bt world anyways, right?
If not, I guess this was all in spite.
But maybe not, because of all the things I've said,
That's got to sting the most,
All that time wasted,
To not even be able to boast.
The farthest you've ever gotten to a bt release,
Is that fake screenshot of that crappy house,
You put up for lease.
OH MY GOSH, YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN?
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But where'd you get that name T-3-A? Are you trina step in my reign of foods/digestible fluids? I see how it is? Your trina step into my buis?

My rhyme's 'll send you packin' to the curve. Where you'll be singing with the Birds, about how nerve-vis, you are! Your gonna meet your favourite star! (me ofc) But back off, or this will end in bleeding scars!
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
ItsSheep said:
I'll do it in a bit

Practicing piano
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I knew someone who was good at piano and practiced it when we Skyped. A few times he forgot to mute his mid and his mom said he did a very good job. (I miss you Drew no homo :(. )

P.S. : I hope your mom says you do a good job like Drew's mom did. :)
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
iiJam said:
But where'd you get that name T-3-A? Are you trina step in my reign of foods/digestible fluids? I see how it is? Your trina step into my buis?

My rhyme's 'll send you packin' to the curve. Where you'll be singing with the Birds, about how nerve-vis, you are! Your gonna meet your favourite star! (me ofc) But back off, or this will end in bleeding scars!
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I can't type my diss when I can't see my keyboard from the tears in my eyes from laughing lol
 
ItsSheep

ItsSheep

Retired Staff
Ok. Here it goes.

ShmexySheep? Try UglySheep.
Worth nothin' more than Roast Beef.
ShmexySheep? More like ugly,
Forget ugly, try fugly.

1. Set oven to 300° Celcius.

What's wrong, bud? Too scared for this?
Your first helper application was a hit and miss.

You just got helper, like, yesterday,
and look at all the false bans you've already gave.
You live in a cave.
Can't afford to buy a house on a street can't buy food to eat.
So you ate your sister, wait, Mister, pretty sure that's a jailable offence,
Wait! Here's my defense! She was taste-y.

You goin' to jail, you're gonna get rammed.
(As in like, Male sheep, dirty mind, caught red hand-ed.)

You play Happy for like, 12 hours a day!
You got no life, got anything to say?

"Wel-"- No. You don't get words.
Go play SG with your little helper Nerds.

I'm talkin' about Muffin, Dark and Insane.
You still won't win cause ye got no brain!

You only got accepted cause you're friends with Smoke,
"Actuall-" Don't answer me back, you tryna provoke.. me?

Listen boy, lemme tell you the truth,
You're an ugly farm animal with like, half a tooth.
You can't build for your life, you got denied like twice,
Now you have to settle with helper with no life.

You'll never get mod, it was a fluke you got staff,
Your hack detection skills are a gosh darn laugh.

You'll warn any player for the slightest of things,
But you'll spam the chat whilst you sing:

Jacob Sartorious - Sweatshirt - Like what the heck dude?!
Now you've really put me in a mood.

This time two days ago you were a sad little tribute.
Roleplaying on creative, with nothing to contribute-
To the community, but now look at you.
Chattin' with Pandano and your little staff crew.
Why do you even play? You've got nothing to offer,
Why do you bother? You're off your rocker.
Hold on, guess what I'm having for dinner.

Homemade Lamb Stew.
 
iiJam

iiJam

Retired HHG Build Team Leader
T3A said:
I can't type my diss when I can't see my keyboard from the tears in my eyes from laughing lol
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Your attempts at a diss is just laughable. There is so much t3a getting spilt you can't even get a glass full of it!
But how about you back about a bt release! Go get back to work and build some more custom trees!

(Can't reply anymore. Going to bed XD lol )
 
ImTea

ImTea

Retired Staff
iiJam said:
Your attempts at a diss is just laughable. There is so much t3a getting spilt you can't even get a glass full of it!
But how about you back about a bt release! Go get back to work and build some more custom trees!

(Can't reply anymore. Going to bed XD lol )
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Good night diss masta <3
 
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