comedians :>

[jullll]

sup.

so im here with MistTheSnitch and Acromas, mist as lead comedian and acromas and i are backups.

feel free to make dank bad puns everyone.
knock knock

why did the chicken cross the road?

idk why

to get revenge

knock knock

whos there?

THE CHICKEN

 

[Tuut]

What did the farmer say when he lost his jacket?

Farmer: I lost my jacket.

 

[iiDoozie]

What did the farmer say when he lost his jacket?

Farmer: I lost my jacket.

..... What did he say....?

 

[Subspace]

Riddle me this:

What is the word/phrase described?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a little one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
Will Smith's is pretty common and mediocre.
Bush and Obama were both one.

What's the answer?
A last name.
Shame on you for thinking anything different!

 

[SAFollis]

Riddle me this:

What is the word/phrase described?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a little one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
Will Smith's is pretty common and mediocre.
Bush and Obama were both one.

What's the answer?
A last name.
Shame on you for thinking anything different!

I was gonna say manliness :c

 

[Subspace]

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 7.
1 to screw it in, one for supporting the ladder, and 5 more to reflect on the experience.


(Please don't hurt me)

 

[Cookie]

what coat is always wet when you put it on?


a coat of paint :>

 

[MC_ProYT]

Here's some big ones:
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What ended in 1896?

1895
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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms
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Where did Sally go after the firework accident?

Everywhere

*Continued*

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally

 

[Subspace]

Guy 1: I really hate it when your eyelashes fall in your eye! They're supposed to DEFEND it! Traitors!
Guy 2: EYE see you have a problem with your lashes.
Guy 1: Shut up.
Guy 3: *Intervenes* Hey! No need to LASH out!

Hold on, I need to finish my bleach

 

[Subspace]

Then:
Arbitrator (N): an independent person or body officially appointed to settle a dispute.
Now:
Arbitrator (N): Someone who betrayed Arby's to go work for McDonald's.

 

[jullll]

cringe guys, cringe.

 

[Mayonaizze]

it's sad how I can't even come up with one yikes

 

[SAFollis]

it's sad how I can't even come up with one yikes

How many mayonnaise jars does it take to eat a hot dog?
None, but one mayonaizze can.

 

[crybabyduke]

Guy: Why did Adele cross the rode?

Girl: I don't even know.

Guy: To get to the other side dumbo!

Girl: What a idoit...

 

[Subspace]

Guy: Why did Adele cross the rode?

Girl: I don't even know.

Guy: To get to the other side dumbo!

Girl: What a idoit...

Idoits liek taht juts psis me fof

 

[MC_ProYT]

Duke24: Why did Zainos cross the road?

MC_ProYT: I don't even know.

Duke24: To get to the other side dumbo!

MC_ProYT: What an idoit...

GOT'EM!

 

[Mayonaizze]

GOT'EM!

edited quote k

 

[Acromatics]

idk I was mentioned in this thread so why not come up with one of my own ~
What do you call it when somebody spends 20 years living in the 24th row of a theatre?
Living in X aisle!
time to float off into the void that was horrible

 

[Tuut]

What do you call a black guy on the moon?
An astronaught

 

[jullll]

wow tut xd

 

[crybabyduke]

GOT'EM!

Wooooooooooow you just want me to get in trouble by making fake quotes

 

[MistTheSnitch]

What do you call a black guy on the moon?
An astronaught

that was pretty good tut, we may have to hire you

 

[Trenly]

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?

The pilot you stereotypical supposer.

 

[Tuut]

that was pretty good tut, we may have to hire you

I don't work for amateurs.

 

[Masterfireheart]

here's one thats going to be in the first FnS comic:

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, then who the **** cares?