I know a guy, who knows a guy, who's cousin's uncle's father-in-law's brother's dog's dad's vet's potato's junior mint's father's owner knows a guy. here's a link to his page: bit.ly/GermanTranslater
Yeah, I do. I have this magical device called a computer. It's SUPER high tech. We use this device to look up new things on a thing called the internet. You should try it sometime