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If a watermelon wants to get married but cantaloupe, with cantaloupe does it go to church?

Then your done a fail

Thats what happened when penicillin was made

If people could read minds, and two people were reading each other's minds, wouldn't they be reading their own minds?

Best mind defense ever!

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?

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