When Life Gives You Lemons

[Zelistra]

I'm supposed to be doing stuff (stuff = school stuff) but I had some fun w/my carrot

Please rate the weirdness of this conversation (on the poll) on a scale from 1 to 10 (with 1 being not weird at all ofc) bc I kinda wanna see how weird I am comparing to you guys xD

 

[SAFollis]

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your [dang] lemons, what the [heck] am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

 

[Handeril]

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your [dang] lemons, what the [heck] am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

That Portal 2 quote, lol.