Roast Yourself hehehe

[Cookie]

So, you probably know the new trend of roasting yourself. Its a youtube trend, so I thought that how about all the lovely people at Forums join in. In this thread, all you savages have to roast yourself, quite a bit. Do atleast 2 lines of roasting! Let the roasting begin!



also, im not going to roast myself because idk what to say lol

 

[MistTheSnitch]

i would totally roast myself if i knew what to say. someone can totally roast me though

 

[EPICMATT88]

Wanna hear a joke instead? Here it's is: my life.

 

[Cookie]

Wanna hear a joke instead? Here it's is: my life.

Aw no your life is not a joke!

 

[ItsSheep]

I can't sing, I can't dance, but who cares?

I walk like Rihanna

 

[iiJam]

Hey! You know that turd that your dog just took on your carpet?
I accidentally mistook it for one of iiJam's spawns!

(I would write a dis-track on myself, just don't have time xD )

 

[ImTea]

Uhh, alright. Lemme try this.

T3A, whenever you walk down the street you get a fee,
Guess what, it is from the PD.
Why? Is because of your face,
It's a complete disgrace,
To all of humanity,
You look like a manatee.
Your rimes are trash, like a little white boys,
Go back to our room and play with your kid toys.
OHHHHHH


That hurt me badly.

 

[Zelistra]

Never done this but I'll try xD

Uhem Quartzy why do you always read the lyrics and get the tones wrong when you sing
Are you addicted to Skyblock because you never get off of it
HHG has so much other fun things
Skyblock isn't your life so get off

I suck at this I gtg to school so bye xD

 

[Cookie]

Hey! You know that turd that your dog just took on your carpet?
I accidentally mistook it for one of iiJam's spawns!

Uhh, alright. Lemme try this.

T3A, whenever you walk down the street you get a fee,
Guess what, it is from the PD.
Why? Is because of your face,
It's a complete disgrace,
To all of humanity,
You look like a manatee.
Your rimes are trash, like a little white boys,
Go back to our room and play with your kid toys.
OHHHHHH


That hurt me badly.

wow u guys went hard on yourself

 

[Trenly]

Oh, thats only rat poison? I thought it was Trenly

 

[Cookie]

Oh, thats only rat poison? I thought it was Trenly

omfg

 

[crybabyduke]

yeah i can't do anything but sit here, i can't even sing, walk, run, dance im like a computer chair sitting here all day im so dumb kms





i only can do nothing

 

[jcdentonswh0re69]

Anybody got a gun? If you do, shove it down my throat and pull the trigger for red coloured confetti.

yeah i can't do anything but sit here, i can't even sing, walk, run, dance im like a computer chair sitting here all day im so dumb kms





i only can do nothing

Also, as i said before put your signature in your about page it's annoying