Cptcreeper64!
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I hire ninjas to steal your cheese. They kind of kill u in the process and give me the cheese. I steal the cheese.
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Remeber This Cheesy Game? Revived
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123qaa123456
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:l :L :/
While you examine the dead body of Unitus, I shoot you with a neurotoxin which makes every movement, including your heart beating, neurons firing, and breathing and blinking extremely painful. As you convulse on the ground from the pain, I steal the cheese.
Kaios
Retired Staff
A little dark there.....While you laugh at Cptcreeper64 I steal the cheese.
As my thoughts and schemes grow ever darker, I slowly psychologically hypnotize you so you think that I need the cheese. I then steal the cheese from you and run away, leaving you in a comatose state so you are unable to move, speak, or do anything unless I instruct you to. You then starve because I never come back.
I hire a psychologist to treat you and while you are in session I steal the cheese
The treatment doesn't work because I use reverse psychology to make him feel that he is insane. I then coerce him to steal the cheese from Zainos. He returns to me and I take the cheese from him. Then I dispose of any evidence (including the psycologist).
Cptcreeper64!
Trusted Member
As I am being questioned, I use my customized boots with a retractable blade in the toe, which is dipped in an extremely toxic substance, to kill the one questioning me. I get taken to jail but on the way, I escape. I then hire a Russian mercenary to steal the cheese from you. When he returns, I paralyze him and cut his vocal cords; leaving him alive, but unable to move or speak. I steal the cheese then turn myself back in to the FBI and am taken to a maximum security prison and am put in a solitary conefinent cell where no visitors are allowed within 250 yards of my cell.
super_piggy000
Active Member
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face and I steal the cheese because Chuck Norris apparently doesn't like cheese.
Chuck Norris doesn't like the cheese, but he doesn't like anyone else having the cheese. He busts me out of prison. I steal the cheese, then he steals the cheese.
Kaios
Retired Staff
While I've been lost drifting in space I managed to come across the StarWars Galaxy. I then return with an entire Star fleet of wookies commanded by Boba Fett and I steal the cheese then return to Kashykk (planet of the wookies) and they crown me supreme ruler.
I tell Scotty to beam me up, and we fly to Kashykk. I steal the cheese, convince Vader to blow up Kashykk, then I fly off to a planet in a galaxy 319 Billion light years away.
Kaios
Retired Staff
Go die........(jk ily) I can't believe you just said that *starts to cry in disgust and eventually becomes mad in rage develops the force and force chokes trenly from over a billion miles away* then I force pull the cheese to myself from the same distance.
I hack the launcher and do the same to you. I steal the cheese
Cptcreeper64!
Trusted Member
I find you, and take you. I steal the cheese.
I break free, knock you out, and steal the cheese
ThePSIDuck
Active Member
I use a teleportation device that I got from a duck to teleport to trenly and eat the cheese out of his hand so he will get sad and run away while I secretly extract the cheese from my stomach and stole the cheese
I never get sad because I am psychologically twisted and demented. I then slit your stomach open and finish extracting the cheese. I leave you nearly dead, bleeding everywhere. And I steal the cheese
Cptcreeper64!
Trusted Member
Terminator. I steal the cheese.
super_piggy000
Active Member
I haven't seen Terminator,so CptCreeper shows it to me. While he is watching it, I pickpocket him, and I steal the cheese.
ThePSIDuck
Active Member
I turn out to be ok and while super piggy is laughing because of how smart he thinks he is I turn into a duck and quack in his ear making him deaf and while he's stunned I steal the cheese
Lol this is getting gorey
super_piggy000
Active Member
I pull out a gun and shoot at you, but I miss. A dog comes up and laughs at me, so I shoot him and throw him at you. You fall, and I steal the cheese.
Totally not a duck hunt reference.
Totally not a duck hunt reference.
I take the dead dog and carve a knife out of one of its ribs. I then use it to slash your forehead. As the blood runs down your face and your skin slowly starts to peel away from the bone, I steal the cheese. I then put some of the dogs blood into your bloody gash before running away so that you become rabid, and die.