Byootiful Haikus

[Cheez]

Write le prettiest haiku you can imagine. I'll start.

Tony Hawk's hairdo.
My refrigerator broke,
South Carolina.

 

[evoon]

I ate a pizza.
Playing minecraft on my mac,
North Carolina.

 

[sgtnickjames]

My toenail clippings
Jesus Christ is my best friend
Ethiopia

 

[Omnisent]

Grass makes me hyper
You ate my sandwich you jerk
No-scoping your cake

 

[AMGZies]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Cheez]

The cast of Full House,
Screaming into my backyard.
Dunkin' Donuts, yeah.

 

[Cheez]

Grass makes me hyper

 

[Cptcreeper64!]

PIE PIE PIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
PIE

 

[RareMemez]

PIE PIE PIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
PIE

That's not a haiku
But you'll be surprised to know
This is also one.

 

[Cheez]

That's not a haiku
But you'll be surprised to know
This is also one.

 

[Cheez]

Searching for dank memes,
Ergo swimming in dumpsters
Behind KFC.

 

[Trenly]

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Five more syllables

 

[_Bach_]

The Bach is so Bae
The Bach is so fabulous
Bach is Love, is Life.

 

[Trenly]

The Bach is so Bae
The Bach is so fabulous
Bach is Love, is Life.

That works with my name too.

 

[SAFollis]

That works with my name too.

bach = 1 syllable
trenly = 2?
tren • ly

 

[_Bach_]

bach = 1 syllable
trenly = 2?
tren • ly

Trenly is not Bae
Trenly is not fabulous
Forever Alone

 

[Trenly]

bach = 1 syllable
trenly = 2?
tren • ly

Trenly is so bae
Trenly is so fabulous
Trenly is love, life

 

[Trenly]

Trenly is not Bae
Trenly is not fabulous
Forever Alone

You narcissistic little....

 

[_Bach_]

Trenly is not Bae
Trenly is not fabulous
Forever Alone

Best Haiku ever.
10/10.

 

[Masterfireheart]

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[Cheez]

dank maymays m9

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[Unitus]

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

 

[Cheez]

Enter an IHOP
Exclaim, "I LIKE MCDONALD'S"
Get yourself kicked out.

 

[Cptcreeper64!]

Hunger games, nuke town
There are plenty of donkeys
No horses around

 

[Trenly]

Zainos is a boss
HHGN is the best
Zainos is awesome