Friendly Roasting (Nothing Serious Only Jokes)

[Trenly]

Wow, Trenly. You roasted everyone. Why am I wasting my time in your mom?


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! THAT ROAST!

I cant believe you would desecrate a corpse in that way.

 

[jullll]

brb gonna go kms and go to hell to suffer

 

[SAFollis]

Why is anyone wasting their time on this thread?

The real question is, why are you? :O

 

[Cptcreeper64!]

I cant believe you would desecrate a corpse in that way.

Oh my gosh THE BEEEEERNNNNNN

 

[Cptcreeper64!]

Someone roast me so i can roast back

Would you like that roast medium rare?

 

[Anchezz]

nope this thread went downhill

 

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all your birth certificates are apology letters from the contraceptive factories
(I love you all)

 

[Cptcreeper64!]

nope this thread went downhill

So did your moms life when you were born!! Ooooooooooo
Here, you might need this:
Treatment for Burns
From ucsd
Minor burns are the most frequent kind of burn that you will see. They are not very difficult to treat. Minor burns will get better on their own, with time. Complicated dressings are not necessary. Antibiotics are also not necessary. The most important thing to do is make the patient comfortable and keep the wound clean.

Although this hurts we advise you to remove all blisters and devitalized tissue. If left in place there is an increased potential for wound infection because the fluid which collects within a blister and the devitalized tissue creates a culture medium in which bacteria can thrive.

We like to apply nonadhearant gauze, simply because it is more comfortably for the patient. The purpose of applying ointment is twofold. First it makes the patient more comfortable and second it requires washing of the wound to remove the old intment. Washing is the most important thing you can do in the treatment of a minor burn.

Ace wraps are not necessary but they may increase comfort, especially for burns of the lower extremities.

If you have a burned foot, you must walk on it. This is very important. If you don't walk, your foot will swell. The more it swells the more likely it is to get infected, the more likely it is going to hurt and it will take longer to heal. Do not use crutches, do not use a wheel chair. It will hurt to walk, but in the long run it will hurt much more if you don't walk on these wounds.

Wound Care:

• Clean the wound with bland soap and water.
• Remove all devitalized tissue.
• Remove all blisters.
• Shave hair adjacent to the wound.
• Apply a bland ointment.
• Leave the wound open or wrap lightly with gauze.
• Repeat the cleansing process and application of ointment twice daily.

Do's and Don'ts:

• Do not soak the wound in ice water.
• Do not wrap in an occlusive dressing.
• Do encourage active range of motion.
• The most important "Don't" is to not soak the wound in ice water. If you burn yourself or witness a burn injury and immediately immerse the wound in ice water, the burn will be less extensive and not as deep. BUT if you wait just 15 seconds and immerse the wound, there will be no beneficial effect from the ice water. The potential for extending the damage, caused by a frostbite injury over a burn injury, is great.

*DISCLAIMER This site is designed as an introduction to thermal injury for emergency medical technicians, medical students and physicians in training. It is not a comprehensive guide to thermal injury. As such the information may not be sufficient to address specific patient problems and these should be handled by physicians familiar with the specific clinical details pertinent to the individual patient. We invite comments from all users of this site.

 

[SAFollis]

I think this is getting a bit off the "Only Jokes" part of the title... xD

 

[Shroud]

Would you like that roast medium rare?

dang now that is harsh, rip tut

you wont be missed because your name reminds me of iToot because of SAFollis.... so you either snort drugs, or you make a short, sharp sound with your butt...

 

[Ida_0611]

Laughing hard while reading all the damn roasts... And no I don't have one I'm not as good as everyone else here and hey you guys can just continue with all the **** you throw on people in here beibei

 

[Shroud]

Laughing hard while reading all the damn roasts... And no I don't have one I'm not as good as everyone else here and hey you guys can just continue with all the **** you throw on people in here beibei

your name reminds me of Ida B. Wells

 

[BuyALife]

Laughing hard while reading all the damn roasts... And no I don't have one I'm not as good as everyone else here and hey you guys can just continue with all the **** you throw on people in here beibei

Ikr

 

[Shroud]

Ikr

is you're pfp you after coming back from Wonderland

 

[Bonnilicious]

is you're pfp you after coming back from Wonderland

in which case she would be pretty cute, lmao

 

[MistTheSnitch]

Laughing hard while reading all the damn roasts... And no I don't have one I'm not as good as everyone else here and hey you guys can just continue with all the **** you throw on people in here beibei

ikr the only reason i actually watch this thread is to read all the roasts

 

[Masterfireheart]

just letting you all know I was seriously considering closing this when there were only 2 replies
keep that in mind before you make a post :^)

 

[jullll]

just letting you all know I was seriously considering closing this when there were only 2 replies
keep that in mind before you make a post :^)

Alright, Masterfireheart. You're just trying to do your job, I respect that. No wonder you're a mod Zainos kept. Great job. :^)

 

[Masterfireheart]

Alright, Masterfireheart. You're just trying to do your job, I respect that. No wonder you're a mod Zainos kept. Great job. :^)

tbh you made me do a double take because due to the thread I thought you were subtly roasting me xD
thanks m8

 

[jullll]

LOL THAT MADE MY DAY, NO PROBLEM