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true next person grew up around Nintendo

True (Statue of Liberty from a ferry) Next person is a Sponsor or higher

False (sadness) Next person has seen me in HHG

nope! next person has 50+ forum posts.

does it really matter though? like, it's a cool idea and all, but why would you need it if only 1 or 2 people would see the product?

Idoits liek taht juts psis me fof

Then: Arbitrator (N): an independent person or body officially appointed to settle a dispute. Now: Arbitrator (N): Someone who betrayed Arby's to go work for McDonald's.

Guy 1: I really hate it when your eyelashes fall in your eye! They're supposed to DEFEND it! Traitors! Guy 2: EYE see you have a problem with your lashes. ;) Guy 1: Shut up. Guy 3: *Intervenes* Hey! No need to LASH out! Hold on, I need to finish my bleach

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 7. 1 to screw it in, one for supporting the ladder, and 5 more to reflect on the experience. (Please don't hurt me)

Riddle me this: What is the word/phrase described? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a little one. Madonna doesn't have one. Will Smith's is pretty common and mediocre. Bush and Obama were both one. What's the answer? A last name. Shame on you for thinking anything different!

why is this a thing?! https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplus/detail-page/B000HP9M34_BeardLube_b_web.jpg

today is a day where I have no motivation to do anything

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Jason is the psychopath in a hockey mask, he's the one that kills people with machetes? He's in horror films. Your question was already answered, so: Stung forever by bees or bitten forever by spiders?